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Thursday, September 1, 2011

More Than Neo-Nazi Crackpots

People are quick to scoff at "The Tea Party" as a bunch of maniacs who believe that Obama was born in a foreign country and that global warming isn't happening. That's simply not true.


I for one totally believe that Obama was born in America. I'm just not entirely sure he has an actual soul. When he came in as president, he pretended to be a black guy who loved playing basketball & hated golf. Now he's a Hitler mustache away from being post-retirement Michael Jordan.



Furthermore, global warming is totally happening. Al Gore told me so. Yes, I sat through "An Interminable Truth" and actually bought into some of the science of it. I feel that we, as people, are partially responsible for creating a large mess of this world. But you know what? I think THE WORLD will be okay. People, on the other hand, are screwed. Particularly those who live near the oceans, which will overflow from melting ice caps...or get struck with Category 7.5 Killer Hurricanes...or fall plum out into the ocean due to earthquakes caused by the crust getting too hot (in which case, let cool for 5 minutes before eating).


The crux of the Tea Party is something everybody from every party can agree on: The government is totally screwing us over. It's just a matter of how big a dildo we believe they're using. Personally, I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

Obama Plans Speech Exactly During Republican Debate, Republicans are Assholes because Obama is Black?

 

Wolffe: Opposition To Obama Speech Possibly Based On Skin Color

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/08/31/wolffe_opposition_to_obama_speech_possibly_based_on_skin_color.html

"The interesting question is: What is it about this president that has stripped away the veneer of respect that normally accompanies the Office of the President? Why do Republicans think this president is unpresidential and should dare to request this kind of thing? It strikes me that it could be the economic times, it could be that he won so big in 2008 or it could be, let's face it, the color of his skin. This is an extraordinary reaction to a normal sequence of events," MSNBC contributor Richard Wolffe said on "The Last Word."



Sorry guys.  I couldn't link the video yet, but it's at the link above.  
Are you kidding me MSNBC?  I'm sure it was a complete coincidence that Obama's secretary must have scheduled the biggest speech of his presidency during the exact 2 hour period where his competitors are laying out why he is a shitty president and why they are a better choice.  Must be administrative oversight.  

We already saw Obama pull this 'Give a big speech during my enemy's 15 seconds of fame' manuveur out of his playbook when he killed Bin Laden during the Apprentice Finale.  Fool us once, shame on us Obama.  Not this time!  

Seriously, could you imagine how ripshit EVERYONE at MSNBC would be if Obama announced a speech and then a month before his speech Republicans announced a debate for the same time.  Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would have a field day.  

Also, Jay Carney (Obama's spokesperson) came out and said, 'The president is too focused on jobs right now to worry about the republican debate schedule.'  Is anyone seriously buying that for a second?  The guys plays more golf than Tiger Woods, takes more vacations than Paris Hilton, does more fundraising than the Mafia.  He didn't have .5 seconds to ask if maybe there is something going on that day? 

Lady Writes the Word 'Boom' at an Airport, Everyone Reacts Completely Rationally

Danisa Landaeta Charged In Airport Bomb Hoax

Danisa Landaeta, a 30-year-old Miami woman, has been arrested for drawing a picture of a bomb and writing the word "BOOM" on her friend's bag as a joke, the Miami Herald reports.


Landaeta drew the misguided picture on the suitcase of a friend who was traveling from Miami to Venezuela on Tuesday. The friend was checking into a Santa Barbara Airlines flight and turned in the luggage when she noticed the drawing, the arrest affidavit reads, according to Local10.com.


Miami-Dade police spokesman Det. Roy Rutland told CBS that the incident occurred around 3pm on Tuesday. Three concourses were evacuated and driving areas around another were closed off as a precaution, airport spokesman Greg Chin told CBS. A K-9 unit was also brought in.


Landaeta confessed and has been charged with the planting of a hoax bomb and criminal mischief and is being held on $12,500 bond, CBS Miami reports. NBC Miami adds that Landaeta is still in a local jail.

The incident cost roughly $1,000, according to the New York Daily News.

This seems completely reasonable.  You see a hand drawn picture of a bomb on a suitcase and evacuate 3 concourses and driving areas and bring in a dog.  

The whole 'bomb threat' thing always got me.  I always feel like that if there is ever a written threat or phone threat of anything, it's definitely not going to happen.  I imagine the whole process of planning, getting materials, building a bomb, finding a way through security, finding a target and all that is quite a bit of work.  Not to mention the fact that the hypothetical bomber probably doesn't want to get caught. It seems silly that despite all the effort, he would draw attention to himself by drawing his big plan on his luggage.  Has anyone of these 'threats' ever lead to anything even close to serious?

Growing up in a post-Columbine educational system, I always thought the adults making decisions were half-retarded whenever some kid would come to the lunch table and be like, 'Hey, some kid wrote that he put has grenade in his lunch box, on the wall in the handicapped stall, so now they're sending everyone home.


Also, did you see the official charge???  'Planting a hoax bomb'.  I don't think anyone can argue that drawing a bomb on your plane luggage is dumb and in poor taste, but the fact that ANYONE thinks that a picture of a bomb drawn by a crackhead Britney Spears look-alike represents any kind of increased chance of an actual bomb is ridiculous to me. 

Not Now Vermont.... We're Busy


Guard choppers from Illinois to assist Vermont recovery effort

Outside assistance from other state's National Guard units is needed because the Vermont National Guard's helicopter fleet is deployed on a mission in Iraq.

Eight helicopters on loan from the Illinois National Guard were expected to arrive Tuesday night in Vermont to help the Vermont National Guard deliver food, medicine, water and other supplies to 13 Vermont towns cut off from the rest of the state in the aftermath of Tropical Storm Irene.
The outside helicopter support is needed because all six of the Vermont Guard’s Black Hawk helicopters are still in Iraq, where they and 55 Vermont soldiers are wrapping up a yearlong hospital transport mission, said Lt. Lloyd Goodrow, spokesman for the Vermont Guard.

The eight helicopters being sent in include six massive, double-bladed Chinook choppers and two smaller Black Hawk helicopters, said Vermont Guard Capt. Doran Metzger.

The New Hampshire National Guard sent over two of its Black Hawk helicopters on Monday. The two were used to transport Federal Emergency Management Agency Administrator Craig Fugate, Gov. Peter Shumlin, Sen. Bernie Sanders I-Vt., and Rep. Peter Welch, D-Vt., on a survey of flood-damaged areas in the state.

Peter Coffey, deputy director for operations and logistics for the state’s Emergency Management Division, said the papers requesting the Illinois assistance were approved Tuesday afternoon, and the eight helicopters were en route to Vermont.

Goodrow said the Vermont soldiers in Iraq are on their way home and should be back in the state late this week or early next week. The six helicopters, however, will need to undergo an extensive maintenance check to remove desert sand and grit from their machinery before they are cleared for use back in the state.

Goodrow said that process could take a month to complete. One of the Vermont Guard’s missions in the aftermath of the Irene-related devastation is to get supplies to residents in about a dozen stranded cut-off towns.

That is being done via very small deliveries being carried out by the Guard’s two Lakota and two Kiowa helicopters, which are much smaller than Black Hawks and Chinooks.

Metzger said he was on one of the Lakota flights Tuesday and managed to deliver two boxes of MREs, or ready-to-eat meals, to Rochester one of the towns with no road access to the outside. Each box contained 24 of the meals. Rochester has about 1,100 residents.

Goodrow said the Guard continued to make deliveries to stranded isolated towns during the day.

"We’d be in a very different scenario if they were here," Goodrow said, referring to the Vermont Guard’s Black Hawk helicopters now in Iraq. Goodrow said the Guard has both a federal and a state mission and, thanks to the help from Illinois and New Hampshire, expects to be able to perform both functions.

"Our primary federal mission is a combat mission in Iraq that is saving lives," he said. "And we are able to reach out across state lines at home to allow us to do both our state and federal missions." 


This is so symbolic of what's going on in so many ways.  First of all, it shows how strung out we are in this country.  Don't even get me started on why the hell the Vermont National Guard's anything is anywhere besides Vermont for EXACTLY this kind of thing.  The way the National Guard is being currently used is EXACTLY the way they weren't meant to be used by the founding fathers.  The National Guard is intended to protect each individual state from invasion or disaster, and answer to the Governor and State Congress.  In typical U.S fashion, over the past 100 years there has been law after law after law passed all strengthening the power of the federal government, while taking away and authority and influence from the states.  Currently, the STATE NATIONAL GUARD, is under the full authority of the Federal Government, on the opposite side of the globe of the state it is supposed to be guarding.  HOW THE HELL DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN?

Anyway, you notice that Vermont didn't have 1 of their 8 helicopters, or 5 out of 10, of 10 out of 25 in Iraq.  IT HAS ALL THEIR HELICOPTERS IN IRAQ.  Every single one.  I think it's time to wake up an realize that this fantasy that we have that our towns and states and federal agencies have all these resources in reserves in case something bad happens is a childish dream.  I think we are wiped out.  We are stretched too thin at every level, running the country paycheck to paycheck, with our assets and revenues grossly mismanaged at every level.  

I'm sure those citizens of Vermont that haven't seen food or water in a week didn't think this was going to be the return on their investment when they give up 30% of their paycheck every week that is supposed to go toward their defense and well-being.

Welcome to America   


Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Oscar De La Hoya Admits Love of Cocaine, Alcohol, Cheating... 'Obviously' not as Shitty as Tiger Woods

 Oscar De La Hoya talks about substance abuse, infidelity


(CBS) In an interview with Univision's "Aqui y Ahora," retired boxer Oscar De La Hoya tells interviewer Teresa Rodriguez about his drug and alcohol abuse and about cheating on his wife.

"Rock bottom was recently," says De La Hoya. "Within a couple years, just thinking is my life even worth it? I don't have the strength, I don't have the courage to take my own life. But I was thinking about it."
De La Hoya says his drugs of choice were alcohol and cocaine and that after getting out of rehab, he has been attending meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Later in the interview, he says he was unfaithful. "We are obviously not talking a Tiger Woods here. But I was unfaithful."

When De La Hoya, 38, retired, he had a 39-6 professional record with 30 knockouts.

I'm glad that Oscar is in recovery and doing well as I hope for the best for anyone struggling with any addiction, but what a dick to throw Tiger into a story that has nothing to do with Tiger.  Isn't a big part of recovery not judging other people and worrying about your own side of the street?

Tea Party to Protest Mitt Romney's Tea Party Rally Touting Tea Party Support.... Wait, What?

FreedomWorks will protest Mitt Romney appearance

And Romney, for his part, hasn’t focused much energy on appealing to the movement. So it attracted considerable attention — both within the tea party and among the GOP operative class — when it was announced Tuesday that he intended to speak at a Sunday evening rally being staged by the Tea Party Express in Concord, N.H., as part of a cross country bus tour set to culminate in Tampa, Fla., ahead of a Sept. 12 GOP presidential debate co-sponsored by the Tea Party Express and CNN. 

FreedomWorks, which had been participating in the Tea Party Express’s tour and had helped turn out activists at rallies during prior stops, decided it could no longer be affiliated with the tour, said Brendan Steinhauser, a lead organizer for FreedomWorks.

Instead, it began working with local New Hampshire tea party groups to organize a counter rally set for about the same time in the same park in Concord as Romney’s speech.

“We have to defend our brand against poseurs,” Steinhauser said.

FreedomWorks had voiced quiet displeasure with the Tea Party Express’s decision to grant speaking time at a rally in Utah earlier this summer to Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), who has been targeted by FreedomWorks. But when Romney’s participation was announced, Steinhauser said that represented “a major line we would not cross.

“If we can’t make any distinction between any of the candidates, if we’re just going to provide cover for the establishment candidates, then what is the point of having the tea party?” Steinhauser said. “We’ve got to have a brand, and we can’t water down our brand.”

At least one prominent New Hampshire tea party group — the Republican Liberty Caucus of New Hampshire — is planning to participate in the protest, and its organizer, Andrew Hemingway, predicted at least five more groups would join in.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/62380.html#ixzz1Wcn266AL



 Mitt Romney to me is everything that is wrong with America.  He hasn't taken a stand or supported a single issue that he hasn't also opposed.  If you listened to him in 2004 he sounds exactly like Obama did in 2008, and now in 2012 he sounds exactly like Ron Paul did in 1988. The guy is the epitome of a politician.  He opens up the newspaper, reads the polls, and decides that he is the champion of every cause that is currently popular.  In 2004, when everything was dandy and we were all rich he was touting universal healthcare and welfare for everyone.  Now everyone is broke and he is a lean, mean cost cutting machine.  The guy has absolutely no foundation and lost any chance of earning  my support a long time ago.  Also, as a 'business genius' he created shit for jobs in Massachusetts in a time when the economy was booming.  He seems to me as more of a 'right place at the right time' kind of guy rather than someone with actual ideas.  

The thing about this article that really grinds my gears is that any organization claiming to hold tea party values would even consider for giving Romney a soapbox to stand on.  The Tea Party has credibility right now because of the absolute committment to the one cause: limited government.  That is the one and only underlying principle that all Tea Party supporters agree on.  Clearly, Romney doesn't represent that.  As soon as they stray from that principle the entire movement will fall.  What the hell is the Tea Party Express thinking?  I can only hope that this was some kind of political chicanery where Romney ended up on the nightly program by slipping through the cracks.

Props to FreedomWorks for standing their ground.




Ron Paul Says FEMA Sucks.... FEMA agrees






Fox News tries to bring the former FEMA director to criticize Ron Paul's view on FEMA, but he ends up agreeing with Ron Paul:

Michael Brown:

"Dr. Paul I think hits this correct, FEMA has these problems every single year, and as long as we have the flood insurance program, and continue to more and more give money out for these disaster programs, It will continue to face these problems"

"We don't have any money."

"42 cents of every dollar they give to FEMA will have to be borrowed."

"Whose gonna pay for it? We don't have the money right now."

"Let's have an honest conversation between government and the public about what's really occurring on the ground...I think goes for the media too."




I wish Bill Hemmer would un-tilt his head long enough to face some facts.  Unlike the rest of Fox which is figuratively slanted right, Bill Hemmer literally is.  It drives me crazy.  

Clearly the way he intro'd Paul's comments with his 'crazy Ron Paul cadence' was designed to set up Brown to 'straighten out the misconception.'

Too bad that unlike everyone else, Ron Paul bases his opinions on facts and stats and experiences instead of vaguery, polls, and politics.   

Props to Brown for shooting straight. 

Breaking News: Being Ugly is Just as Bad as being Black, Female, Crippled



Ugly? You May Have a Case

BEING good-looking is useful in so many ways. 


In addition to whatever personal pleasure it gives you, being attractive also helps you earn more money, find a higher-earning spouse (and one who looks better, too!) and get better deals on mortgages. Each of these facts has been demonstrated over the past 20 years by many economists and other researchers. The effects are not small: one study showed that an American worker who was among the bottom one-seventh in looks, as assessed by randomly chosen observers, earned 10 to 15 percent less per year than a similar worker whose looks were assessed in the top one-third — a lifetime difference, in a typical case, of about $230,000.
Beauty is as much an issue for men as for women. While extensive research shows that women’s looks have bigger impacts in the market for mates, another large group of studies demonstrates that men’s looks have bigger impacts on the job. 

Why this disparate treatment of looks in so many areas of life? It’s a matter of simple prejudice. Most of us, regardless of our professed attitudes, prefer as customers to buy from better-looking salespeople, as jurors to listen to better-looking attorneys, as voters to be led by better-looking politicians, as students to learn from better-looking professors. This is not a matter of evil employers’ refusing to hire the ugly: in our roles as workers, customers and potential lovers we are all responsible for these effects. 

How could we remedy this injustice? With all the gains to being good-looking, you would think that more people would get plastic surgery or makeovers to improve their looks. Many of us do all those things, but as studies have shown, such refinements make only small differences in our beauty. All that spending may make us feel better, but it doesn’t help us much in getting a better job or a more desirable mate.  A more radical solution may be needed: why not offer legal protections to the ugly, as we do with racial, ethnic and religious minorities, women and handicapped individuals? 

We actually already do offer such protections in a few places, including in some jurisdictions in California, and in the District of Columbia, where discriminatory treatment based on looks in hiring, promotions, housing and other areas is prohibited. Ugliness could be protected generally in the United States by small extensions of the Americans With Disabilities Act. Ugly people could be allowed to seek help from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and other agencies in overcoming the effects of discrimination. We could even have affirmative-action programs for the ugly. 

The mechanics of legislating this kind of protection are not as difficult as you might think. You might argue that people can’t be classified by their looks — that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That aphorism is correct in one sense: if asked who is the most beautiful person in a group of beautiful people, you and I might well have different answers. But when it comes to differentiating classes of attractiveness, we all view beauty similarly: someone whom you consider good-looking will be viewed similarly by most others; someone you consider ugly will be viewed as ugly by most others. In one study, more than half of a group of people were assessed identically by each of two observers using a five-point scale; and very few assessments differed by more than one point. 

For purposes of administering a law, we surely could agree on who is truly ugly, perhaps the worst-looking 1 or 2 percent of the population. The difficulties in classification are little greater than those faced in deciding who qualifies for protection on grounds of disabilities that limit the activities of daily life, as shown by conflicting decisions in numerous legal cases involving obesity. 

There are other possible objections. “Ugliness” is not a personal trait that many people choose to embrace; those whom we classify as protected might not be willing to admit that they are ugly. But with the chance of obtaining extra pay and promotions amounting to $230,000 in lost lifetime earnings, there’s a large enough incentive to do so. Bringing anti-discrimination lawsuits is also costly, and few potential plaintiffs could afford to do so. But many attorneys would be willing to organize classes of plaintiffs to overcome these costs, just as they now do in racial-discrimination and other lawsuits. 

Economic arguments for protecting the ugly are as strong as those for protecting some groups currently covered by legislation. So why not go ahead and expand protection to the looks-challenged? There’s one legitimate concern. With increasingly tight limits on government resources, expanding rights to yet another protected group would reduce protection for groups that have commanded our legislative and other attention for over 50 years. 

We face a trade-off: ignore a deserving group of citizens, or help them but limit help available for other groups. Even though I myself have demonstrated the disadvantages of ugliness in 20 years of research, I nonetheless would hate to see anything that might reduce assistance to groups now aided by protective legislation. 

You might reasonably disagree and argue for protecting all deserving groups. Either way, you shouldn’t be surprised to see the United States heading toward this new legal frontier.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/28/opinion/sunday/ugly-you-may-have-a-case.html

So I was listening to Foxnews yesterday, and I hear  Mr. Hamermesh comparing being ugly to being black or deformed.  I'm not exactly sure I'm following his entire plan, but it sounds like he wants to give $230,000 to stubborn ugly people that won't admit they're ugly unless they get $230,000?

I'm not going into the merits of this proposal, but I think enforcement would be the biggest issue in order to insure the proper integrity of the system.  In order to keep things objective and to avoid discriminating against certain groups by having to decide whether an amputee should get more government assistance than a gang member, or whether someone with with a cleft palate is generally more capable than a woman (I could argue both ways).

I propose the simple sidewalk test.  Anyone who wants to qualify for job assistance has to walk down a sidewalk, and if you are sooo ugly/black/deformed that people cross the street the avoid eye-contact, you are are probably at a legitimate professional disadvantage and can go cash that check.  Not black enough to draw attention in public???  Sorry... its back to the unemployment line.

New Jersey Gets Tough on Serious Crimes..... Just kidding



Bullying Law Puts New Jersey Schools on Spot

Under a new state law in New Jersey, lunch-line bullies in the East Hanover schools can be reported to the police by their classmates this fall through anonymous tips to the Crimestoppers hot line.

In Elizabeth, children, including kindergartners, will spend six class periods learning, among other things, the difference between telling and tattling. 

And at North Hunterdon High School, students will be told that there is no such thing as an innocent bystander when it comes to bullying: if they see it, they have a responsibility to try to stop it. 

But while many parents and educators welcome the efforts to curb bullying both on campus and online, some superintendents and school board members across New Jersey say the new law, which takes effect Sept. 1, reaches much too far, and complain that they have been given no additional resources to meet its mandates. 

The law, known as the Anti-Bullying Bill of Rights, is considered the toughest legislation against bullying in the nation. Propelled by public outcry over the suicide of a Rutgers University freshman, Tyler Clementi, nearly a year ago, it demands that all public schools adopt comprehensive antibullying policies (there are 18 pages of “required components”), increase staff training and adhere to tight deadlines for reporting episodes. 

Each school must designate an antibullying specialist to investigate complaints; each district must, in turn, have an antibullying coordinator; and the State Education Department will evaluate every effort, posting grades on its Web site. Superintendents said that educators who failed to comply could lose their licenses. 

“I think this has gone well overboard,” Richard G. Bozza, executive director of the New Jersey Association of School Administrators, said. “Now we have to police the community 24 hours a day. Where are the people and the resources to do this?” 

In most cases, schools are tapping guidance counselors and social workers as the new antibullying specialists, raising questions of whether they have the time or experience to look into every complaint of harassment or intimidation and write the detailed reports required. Some administrators are also worried that making schools legally responsible for bullying on a wider scale will lead to more complaints and open the door to lawsuits from students and parents dissatisfied with the outcome. 

But supporters of the law say that schools need to do more as conflicts spread from cafeterias and corridors to social media sites, magnifying the effects and making them much harder to shut down. Mr. Clementi jumped off the George Washington Bridge after his college roommate secretly used a webcam to capture an intimate encounter between Mr. Clementi and another man and stream it over the Internet, according to the police. 

“It’s not the traditional bullying: the big kid in the schoolyard saying, ‘You’re going to do what I say,’ ” Richard Bergacs, an assistant principal at North Hunterdon High, said. 

Dr. Bergacs, who investigates half a dozen complaints of bullying each month, said most involved both comments on the Internet and face-to-face confrontations on campus. “It’s gossip, innuendo, rumors — and people getting mad about it,” he said. 

This summer, thousands of school employees attended training sessions on the new law; more than 200 districts have snapped up a $1,295 package put together by a consulting firm that includes a 100-page manual and a DVD. 

At a three-hour workshop this month, Philip W. Nicastro, vice president of the firm, Strauss Esmay Associates, tried to reassure a group of newly named antibullying specialists and coordinators gathered in a darkened auditorium at Bridgewater-Raritan High School. 

“I know many of you came in here saying, ‘Holy cow, I’m going to be dealing with 10 reports a day because everything is bullying,’ ” he told the audience, some of whom laughed nervously. 

Afterward, Meg Duffy, a counselor at the Hillside Intermediate School in Bridgewater, acknowledged that the new law was “a little overwhelming.” She said cyberbullying increased at her school last year, with students texting or posting mean messages about classmates. 

The law also requires districts to appoint a safety team at each school, made up of teachers, staff members and parents, to review complaints. It orders principals to begin an investigation within one school day of a bullying episode, and superintendents to provide reports to Trenton twice a year detailing all episodes. Statewide, there were 2,846 such reports in 2008-9, the most recent year for which a total was available. 

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/31/nyregion/bullying-law-puts-new-jersey-schools-on-spot.html?_r=1

This is what I'm talking about when I say there are common sense cuts that can be made at every level of government.  Dr. Bergacs says there about about 6 students bullied per month per district.  If you multiply that times 8 months in the school year that's 48 bullied kids per year.  Instead of spending $1,295.00 per district ($27.00 per bullied kid) on a bullying consultant package, I say every time some loser gets cut in line instead of having him call the police, we just have the antibullying specialist contact the antibullying coordinatoor and as long as the safety team approves, we just give the victim like 6 bucks for the inconvenience.  6 bucks is epic for an elementary school student.  Some bully cuts you in line and gets the last thaw and serve brownie... oh well.. you now have enough money to buy like 18 cookies.  Since the victim is most likely being victimized because of obesity, this seems like a perfect consolation prize.  WIN/WIN in my book

NJ State Plan: $1295.00 x 200 districts =  $259,000/year

Live Free or Die Plan: 48 bullied kids x 200 districts x $6 =$57,600

Total Savings: $201,400 and everyone is happy.   Somebody get Christie on the phone

Also, I'm pretty sure everyone knows the difference between 'telling' and 'tattling.'  If the cool kid calls out the loser he's just 'telling' on him and all his friends laugh.  If the loser calls out the cool kid its clearly 'tattling', everyone tells him to go cry to his mommy, and  then throw his lunch on the floor.  I don't need 6 periods to teach that.