People are quick to scoff at "The Tea Party" as a bunch of maniacs who believe that Obama was born in a foreign country and that global warming isn't happening. That's simply not true.
I for one totally believe that Obama was born in America. I'm just not entirely sure he has an actual soul. When he came in as president, he pretended to be a black guy who loved playing basketball & hated golf. Now he's a Hitler mustache away from being post-retirement Michael Jordan.
Furthermore, global warming is totally happening. Al Gore told me so. Yes, I sat through "An Interminable Truth" and actually bought into some of the science of it. I feel that we, as people, are partially responsible for creating a large mess of this world. But you know what? I think THE WORLD will be okay. People, on the other hand, are screwed. Particularly those who live near the oceans, which will overflow from melting ice caps...or get struck with Category 7.5 Killer Hurricanes...or fall plum out into the ocean due to earthquakes caused by the crust getting too hot (in which case, let cool for 5 minutes before eating).
The crux of the Tea Party is something everybody from every party can agree on: The government is totally screwing us over. It's just a matter of how big a dildo we believe they're using. Personally, I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
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